Dirty Post

Geez. THis is going to be one dirty post. Be ready if you're gonna scroll down. *Bleah*

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Kay, here we go...

There are 2 types of poos. Poos mean shit. Waste. Things which comes out from your bowel, also known as 'dubur' in Malay. Here's the catch. One is known as the S-type. Curvy type. The other one is seperated types. Not curvy type. But rocky. Haha. Okay here's another way of describing it. The S-type poo wouldn't cause loud splashing sound when you release it to the toilet bowl. It will make a 'swooooosh' noise the minute it reaches the water surface, then to the bottom. Haha. Okay, the rocky type, however, makes a very loud 'tuuuumm' noise when it reaches the water surface. Now, which is good and which is bad?

The S-type is good and the rocky type is bad. The S-type poo shows that you have good digestive system thus, creating a well formed poo from your digestion. This is healthy. The rocky type on the other hand, means the otherwise. Now, if you were to release poos that are rocky type. Drink more water.

The next thing about health which I have learned today is about cancer and high blood pressure. Okay. This is gonna be short. So finish reading this before going to the toilet hehe. Do you know that fruits with potasiums can fight high blood pressure? Fruits like banana, watermelon, baked potato with skins and avocado fights high blood pressure. The reason, simply because it contains potasium. Next, coffee. What do you guys think about coffee? It's mainly known as a drug. Muahaha BUT check this out. Coffee actually fights cancer, Alzheimer and Parkinson's disease! So, go Starbucks or Coffee Bean often! Keke.

Told ya! It's a dirty post. Arent shit dirty? Lol... OR are you expecting sth else? =) Gdnitez