I really can die from laughing -____-

Customer: Hi, can i have one of the snacks please?
Me: Which one would u like, sir?
Customer: Ohh.. just the brown one please....
Me: -______- (Deep fried snacks mana satu bukan brown punya lehh?)



Customer: Hi, can i know what's in the chicken rice? Is it beef or pork?
Me: -________-
Chef: Duck inside
Me: -_________________________-



Customer: Can i have a plate of charcoal please?
Me: Pardon me? A plate of what?
Customer: Ohh.. just the charcoal please.. take away thank you
Me: Sorry we dont sell charcoal..
Customer: What's that no. 7? (Pointing to the pictures)
Me: Oooohhh.. that's CHAR KWAY TEOW!!!!!!!!!!