For those who didn't know me better before, i am the kind of girl who will treat you better if you treat me good. And alternatively, if you treat me bad, i will repay you 10 times worse. Anything you did, it's a 10 times fold increase. Bet me on that. You can try.
The annoying fly that gave me one whole sleepless night. The annoying fly who screw up my sweet dreams
of making love with baybee. I am just bull-shitting, okay?
Okay, back to the fly,.. whom i gave a chance of going out of my room alive but nevertheless chosen to stay back and annoys me in every single possible way it can. It was half past my sleeping time and it was still buzzing around showing me it's the greatest of the greatest? Shits do happen, i tell you!
Landed on the ceiling earlier last night, i was using newspaper to "swap" it out in an alive state. Being the stubborn fly who doesnt want to move, or maybe it's just too fat to move, i dont know, it wont move a single move. Walao eh, fly also can be so damn stubborn one hor!! Okay lar, maybe my newspaper didnt reached it at all. So i took a more clever step, climbing onto the chair and then reaching up at it on the ceiling. But what the hell... still cannot reach it.. I realise i am such a shorty. A real shorty!! Even jumping on the chair cannot reach him. Jump until i go weak in the knees. Not only i am lack of height, but i am afraid of height? Lol.. Just a chair, man!! And worse still, my ceiling not very high hor!! Damn it....
So just leave it. Let it stay in the room, on the condition that
YOU MUST KEEP QUIET AND DONT BUZZ AROUND... phew! But you break your promise.. since you spoiled my sleep, i will repay you 10 times worse!! Wuahahahahha *evil laughs*
Introducing the insect-killer... =p Just a miniscule amount that is enough to topple you around, but not enough to make you faint or die.. HEhehe... I'd let you die slowly, die in pain... Let you suffer for a period of time (till i am truly satisfied o.O) and then
*PIAK* one hit and you're flat as a pancake, with all your shits and internal organs splashing out onto my newspaper.. Wuahahahha...... *slurp* now i am satisfied. Shall your family members or cousins or uncles and aunties ever come into my room again, a choice will be given before you're put into a silence suffering death :) Don't provoke me at this time of the year, aye? =p